Underpants-related

This morning, like a good little soldier, I started my day off with a visit to the gym. Fast forward 30 minutes to my mad rush to shower and get to work only semi-late. I realize that I have not brought ANY underwear. No clean panties, no bra, no nothin.

So, today I am wearing my dirty undies inside out, and keeping my jacket closed over my WHITE shirt. Dammit.