Friday, September 14, 2007

Peculiar Presents

(I am very sorry my posts always revert back to this subject matter)

I am not lying when I tell you that yesterday I returned home from work to find a plastic sandwich baggie filled with poo on the first step of my front porch. Yeah, what the hell?!
Later that evening, after bowling a few games at Diversy Rock n' Bowl, I walked out to my car to find a woman (who I had seen in the bowling alley) crouched down, pants around her ankles, peeing next to my car. Again, what the hell?!

Toilet gods, I am not amused.

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