Monday, July 21, 2008

My Life As A 28-Year Old Intern

- i am older than all of the junior staff members.

- i was discussing fashion with my 20-year old co-intern, when she disdainfully described a dress she tried on as 'something a 30-year old would wear'.

- my peers are the five people who bought lindsay lohan's record.

- 24 to 28 is the perfect age to get married. anything beyond that and you'll be dead before your kids get to college.

- the intern in the cubicle next to mine was born in 1988. i got my period in 1988.

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